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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Best six seconds of my entire week right here.
LOL this was wonderful
beautiful
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how to correctly leave the scene.
I am dying right now!
Well. Wasn’t expecting THAT. lmaoI’m done.
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!
oh my god
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((Red))
((i would grab all of them and run like fuck to take them at a water fountain or something))
it’s a tossup between the green and blue pill
I’m leaning on the green. It’d be an easy way to sneak into places where I don’t belong and spy on people. Plus if I wanted to do long distance travel I could turn into a bird, though i might not be able to take stuff with me. Assuming someone could saddle me, I could turn into a horse and carry cargo, though that kind of travelling would take time. Aside from that, it would be fun to fly like a bird or swim like a fish, or climb trees like a monkey.
green pill, motherfuckers
Orange (which also happens to be my fav color)
Blue pill! I could travel the world when ever i want in an instant!
green, blue, and orange!
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